The Neutron
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for abeer?”The...
What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?
What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?Don’t you think were taking this...
The Ford Slogan
Have you driven a Ford lately?Yeh, that’s why I drive a Chevy!
Wife Is a Car Feature
Over the weekend, Steve bought a new car. He was so excited about it...
2 Bullets
Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atillathe Hun,...
Great memory!
A tourist was introduced to an Indian in New Mexico who was said to...
Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low?
Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low????Sugar is when you kiss her...
I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
A young kid’s in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded…
A young kid’s in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded on a tropical...
To be young again…
A man asked his wife, “What would you most like for your birthday?”She said,...