Why Do They Do That?
Why do they manufacture perfumed bathroom tissue when our noses are on our faces?
Before Viagra
One day, Jimmy is walking home from school. When he gets home, he finds...
Dumb Alabama Laws
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. Dominoes...
Everything Gone!
A man was complaining to a friend:”I had it all; money, a beautiful house,...
O.J., Elway, and Modell?
Q: What do John Elway, Art Modell, and O.J. Simpson all have in common?...
Early shopping trip.
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked...
Quack, Quack
There was this city doctor who started a practice in the countryside. He once...
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?Bugs Bunny.
Wrong card
At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the...
You might be a redneck if…goal
Your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand.