Drunk while stealing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Breeding Problem
A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains:”Doctor, when I wasn’t married,...
Stupid Insults 23/31
One node short of a network. One of the early failures of electroshock therapy....
Have a first child
|A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit, the wife being...
Canadian History Lesson
On my last trip to Canada, I had the rare pleasure of meeting the...
Two zebras pondering
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white...
What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to...
Blonde quickies 1-20
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted!Q: How...
Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...