If Apple made toasters…
If Apple made toasters…It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier....
A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother…
A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she...
A dyslexic nurse
Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one daycomplaining about Nurse Jenny. “She’s incrediblydumb....
The Beer Prayer
|Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in...
A young soldier was making his first parachute jump…
A young soldier was making his first parachute jump.The corporal explained the procedure “You...
Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Whats blue and doesn’t fit any more? – A dead epileptic.
A policeman was patrolling near midnight…
A policeman was patrolling near midnight at a local parking spotoverlooking a golf course....
Who can say this sentence?
The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having...
Brain Store
A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a...
Today is my daughter’s 18th birthday…
I’m so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month,...