Why do Farts stink?
Why do Farts stink?So that Deaf people can enjoy them too.
My wife…
My wife’s gone to the West Indies.J’ya make’er?No, Barbados.
Constipation Remedy
A Bama Graduate was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories.A week later...
Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.
Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...
Want to go into space?
|NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go and...
A cultural comparison
|Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad. Canadians: Are rather indignant about...
A miserable rooster
A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a...
\’Breviated Medicul Dickshunnary!
adenoids…..(n) Space critters whut are keepin’ Elvis alive on Pluto anasthesia…(n) Rushun princess y’all...
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter…
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. Peter asks: “Oh...