Proof Santa is a Woman!
Santa Claus is a woman….I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth,...
Enter the Pearly Gates
|Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at...
Terrible Lover
A man and woman the morning after their honeymoon night were discussing the previous...
Arthritis is so cruel
“I’ll tell you,” he said, “I’ve learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease.” “Crueller...
Read The Manual Please!
IMPORTANT! READ THIS BEFORE USING YOUR NEW DEVICECongratulations! You have purchased an extremely fine...
Wrong joke
A traveling salesman’s car breaks down, and he walks overto a near by farm....
Better prison foods
|Subject: You Deserve a Break TodaySan Francisco (UPI)–In what legal observers are already calling...
Graphics work too much
|You’ve been in graphics too long if…by Chris ThornborrowMost of your friends can pronounce...
Outside a Dog…
“Outside a dog, a book is a great companion. Inside a dog, it’s pretty...
What’s the Difference
How do you tell the difference between male chromosomes and female chromosomes?Pull down their...