Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....
Our Peak Mental Activity
The years of peak mental activity are surely between age four and18.At four, we...
Drown my troubles
I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to...
19 putdowns and rejections!
1 Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D....
If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...
Spell it Bubba!
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that...
Diet Rules
1. If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has...
Proctologists
Proctologists Of all the professions we fear, one stands out. No, it’s not “mortician;”...
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job…
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job.The officer wants to...
Fulfilling their requests
There were 3 men who died and before God would let them into heaven,...