3 Vampires in Bar
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says,”I’d like...
The Irishman’s Last Stand
There was an Irishman, a New Zealand man and an American man standing on...
What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)
Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...
An angry husband returned home one night to find his wife…
An angry husband returned home one night to find his wifein bed with a...
Are blind pilots flying?
|One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated...
Family Pants
Jack and Jill were getting married. Jack was talking to his dad about the...
Smart decision
Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out...
An Old Man’s Dying Request
An elderly man, 82, just returned from the doctor’s only to find he didn’t...
What’s the difference between Love, True Love and showing off?
What’s the difference between Love, True Love and showing off? Spit, swallow and gargle.