Numbers equal zero
|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2...
The South Takes a Cue from Oakland
The South Takes a Cue from Oakland Everyone is familiar with the plan to...
Bad luck finding a place to hide
|A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, “Gimme a double...
La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
Speaking of spelling, here is a news bulletin…
Speaking of spelling, here’s a news bulletin …….. The European Commission has just announced...
WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN – A CONTINUING SERIES
“I’m going fishing.”Really means”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a...
Physical training job
|The physical training instructor was drilling a platoon of soldiers.”I want every man to...
Jump out of the plane
|An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane...
Ten worst gifts to buy a woman
|1. Never give a woman any kind of household appliance or something that is...
Try to spell that name
|A traffic Policeman recently stopped a woman for exceeding the posted speed limit. He...