Oh Boy…more warning signs!
On a cardboard windshield sun shade: “Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in...
Medicine Cabinet
Why did the blonde tip toe past the medicine cabinet? So she wouldn’t wake...
Escalators
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see...
Driving miss blondy
What do you call a blonde behind a stearingwheel? An airbag!
The Road Runner
The Roadrunner was feeling very amorous one day, and since there were no other...
What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?
Q: What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?A: He threw...
Old dying lawyer
A stingy old lawyer was on his deathbed. He instructed his wife to fill...
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar…
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub....
Happy To Have Me Home!
“You know,” a guy told his buddies, “I’m a lucky man.I never realized how...
What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?
What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?A Slut sleeps with everyone,...