Men And Lino
Here’s one for you…what do men and linoleum have in common?If you lay them...
Pitbull and PMS
What is the difference between a pitbull dog and a PMS woman?Lipstick.
Whats a Australian Kiss..
What’s an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!
An old man goes into the Social Security Office…
An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application....
Refrigerate elephants
|Analysis:1. Differentiate it and put into the refrig. Then integrate it in the refrig.2....
Darn it!
|What did the spider say when he broke his new web?Darn it!
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters…
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang. He listened...
Why it’s great to be a man!
Reasons why it’s great to be a man:Your butt is never a factor in...
Thirteen!
A guy is walking past a high, solid wooden fence at the insane asylum...
Illinois Crazy Law
The English language is not to be spoken. You may be arrested for vagrancy...