Nauseous sex
Patient: Doctor I’m having trouble having sex with my wife. When I get close...
An old croak!
|What do you call a 100 year old frog?An old croak!
Do you already have a child?
|During the wedding ceremony, when the minister/preacher/priest comes to the part about, “If anyone...
Bank Teller
Bank Teller A middle aged man walks into the bank and says to the...
A moose-quito!
|What has antlers and sucks blood?A moose-quito!
Psychologist and the Light Bulb
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one but...
The people are waiting
Upon returning to their car from a shopping tour, one of the young ladies...
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they’re…
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they’re in the same hotel, in...
Two men went to the desert for a vacation…
Two men went to the desert for a vacation. They rented a camel and...
Fear of bombs on planes
|Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all...