A Childs’ Perspective!
A monsoon is a French gentleman.For asphyxiation, apply artificial respiration until the patient is...
Whom To Marry
There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know which...
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
Things in Life I’ve Learned.
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Confessions
Three young women are at a cocktail party. The conversation turns to their position...
An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home…
An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went...
Watch what you say!
My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our...
Girlfriend 1.0 software
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Graphics work too much
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What’s the best thing about turning 65?
What’s the best thing about turning 65?No more calls from insurance salesmen.