How To Be A Man!
1. Don’t call, ever.2. Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and...
A young blonde girl goes to the doctor for a physical…
A young blonde girl goes to the doctor for a physical. The doctor puts...
Married to a Sex Maniac
In desperation, the young bride finally wrote to Xaviera Hollander:I’m married to a sex...
Do you know why it’s called sex?
Do you know why it’s called sex?Because it’s easier to spell than Uhhhhh..oooohh…Ahhhhhh….AIIEEEEEEE!!!
For Cat Lovers.
An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.Anything on the ground is a cat...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
Actual calls to technical support
|Computer novices may feel like they’re alone these days, but some of the following...
Giving Cats Pills
|INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL 1. Pick cat up and cradle it...
Like Father, Like Husband?
|If it’s true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it...
A young mother paying a visit to a doctor…
A young mother paying a visit to a doctor friend and his wife made...