My Dog
Having a dog is great, it’s just the ‘dog people’ that freak me out....
Cow on train tracks
|A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A...
The Ballerina
This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises...
Bounced Check
A Columbia Doctor’s secretary called an old farmer out my way and said: “Your...
Women’s T-Shirt Sayings!
* I’m out of estrogen. I have a gun. * Guys have feelings, too....
Give Them a Shock
Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?To prepare them for the bill!
Dropped your wallet
|Two fishermen were out on the lake when one of them dropped his wallet....
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called?
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called? Missionary Position Impossible.
Looking to buy a frog?
|A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “If I show you...
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.