Arriving at Heaven
|A soprano died and went to Heaven. St. Peter stopped her at the gate...
own mind
He says he has a mind of his own. He’s welcome to it– who...
Who’s perfect.
There are 3 people walking down the street: the perfect man, the perfect woman,...
Good question!
If Atheists don’t belive in God……can they get insured for an act of god?
A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk…
A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk. So in turn...
Pirate and Lost Body Parts
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...
man to do situps
|What’s the best way to force a man to do situps?Put the remote between...
The subway car was packed…
The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people wereforced to...
Pulling Teeth
A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, “I want a...
Elephant
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? SWIMMING TRUNKS...