Life Quotes
To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good,...
Little Carrie likes to screw
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s...
Pilot to tower…
Pilot to tower . . . pilot to tower . . . I am...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard III
Messy desk. Top management can get away with a cleandesk. For the rest of...
Laws Of Work
The first 90% of a project takes 10% of the time, the last 10%...
Hiding Baldness
What happens when a man tries to hide his baldness by combing hishair across...
Arriving in Heaven
|Arriving in HeavenThree men die and go to heaven and queue to meet St....
Princess Diana On The Radio
Q: Did you hear Princess Diana was on the radio?A: Yep, and on the...
The Cowboy Code
THE COWBOY CODE1. A cowboy removes his hat when entering the presence of a...
Drilling is mine!
Storming into his lawyer’s office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin...