What do you get…
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!!
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.
What’s green and has wheels?
What’s green and has wheels?A FrogI lied about the wheels
Death
Death: What some patients do in the end, to humiliate the doctor.
GOD will save me
GOD will save me The police were going door to door warning everyone to...
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?They wanted 4 clean walls...
A guy walks into a post office…
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Florida driver’s license!
|I’ve sure gotten old. I’ve had two By-pass surgeries. A hip replacement, new knees....
Whale of a Story.
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan,...
Hired Help
A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, “Who...