Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He decided to...
Old Timers Disease
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I...
Must help the wife
|Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. “Boss,” he says, “we’re...
Little Johnny helps Grandma.
One day, Grandma sent her grandson Johnny down to the water hole to get...
Horny Nurses!
3 nurses go into the morgue, and there’s a dead man’s body lying there,...
Gates, the Carmaker…
At a recent COMDEX, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto...
Armando asks…
Armando went to his neighbor and asked, “Hey Carlos, do you like a woman...
SCHEDULE OF A MAN
A MAN’S SCHEDULE 1. Get up. 2. Pass gas. 3. Drink cup of black...
Rubbers
What does a smart man do with 365 used rubbers?? Makes it a tire...
Organ jokes
|Q: Why are organists like a broken-winded cab horse?A: They are always longing for...