Lease nuclear weapons
|Lease a Nuke!Want power and respect? Want to influence the course of world events?...
Because they squeak!
|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
What is the difference between hard and light?
What’s the difference between hard and light? – You can sleep with a light...
Man and E.T.
What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home.
Hair spray
A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the...
A few lil’ insults to remember.
You’re momma so fat, she be sellin’ shade!You’re momma so ugly, she walked down...
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend…
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend.She says, “Would you take off your ring? It’s hurting...
Kid’s letters to God…cute!
Here’s a list of some cute letters kids have written to God:Dear GOD:Instead of...
Two gay men were in bed fooling around…
Two gay men were in bed fooling around when all of asudden the door...