Sight of Money
I was sorry to hear that a friend of mine dropped out of med...
Christmas Present
Q. What does a black boy get for Christmas? A. Your Bike.
Soakin’ Wet!
One day a boy came walking home from school. On the way home he...
Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...
Why are there so many Jones’s in the phone book?
Why are there so many Jones’s in the phone book? Because they all have...
face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
Clearing it
A very drunk man in a bar tells the bartender and everyone that issitting...
To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
The modest young lass had just purchased some lingerie…
The modest young lass had just purchased some lingerie and asked if she might...
Macho man!
Typical “macho man” marries a typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, lays down...