Not the best day.
Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath.Just as he became comfortable, the doorbell...
With best intentions
As you may know, the Albuquerque housing market is becoming as tight as the...
Log negative one zero
|Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a. log = 2 * log(-1)On the other hand:b. log =...
Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?
Q: Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.
I have good news and bad news
|Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You’ve had an accident...
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?When he’s hanging by his teeth.
Smart decision
Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out...
A man comes to a doctor and…
A man comes to a doctor and, twitching his fingers and stuttering,finally manages to...
Burlesque Show
The kid ran out of the burlesque show.The doorman grabbed him and asked what...
Chauvinist Pigs…Bulb?
How many male chauvinistic pigs does it take to change a light bulb?None. Let...