You got Mail!
One day A Blonde girl was running out to check her mail and a...
Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...
Cup of Coffee
There was this 8 year old kid who lived with his 82 year old...
Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?
How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?He sits up and begs and she...
Snow blower
How do you change a dishwasher into a snow blower? Give her a shovel!
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?”The holy pole...
The Pharmacist
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
What’s that sound?
|A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of...
And Jesus said unto his disciples…
And Jesus said unto his disciples, “Whom do men say that I am?”And His...