Safe to appear
Don was looking for a little “action.” He picked up a sweet young thang...
Twelve Inch Pianist
This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and...
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
A Mother’s Dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...
I Want To Be Weighed
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for...
God Does Have A Sense of Humor
A man was praying to God. He said, “God!?” God responded, “Yes?” And the...
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down…
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down.The waiter, who is also...
A Blonde’s Bad Day
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?A: When...
Literal Actions
Two polish guys walk into a bar and sit down on the stools. All...
What trivial fact about Mel Blanc…
What trivial fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is the most ironic?He...