Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps…
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Beer, eh
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his...
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He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?
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What’s your wife’s name?
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Where’s the Manager!
A rather attractive woman goes up to the cash register in a restaurant. She...
Rotten Little Johnny
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How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning
? Fertilized.
Ten pounds of pride
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Sleep late!
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