Canada America
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Fortune cookie mistake
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Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
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Robber met animals
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What was the First Commandment?
What was the First Commandment?”Adam, eat my pussy.”
Just in case
“Mr. Chilton,” the analyst said, “I think this will be your last visit.”"Does that...
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? – Put a leg of ham up her...
Adam Gets Two Organs
One day God came to Adam to pass on some news. “I’ve got some...
Yo Mamma
Yo mamma’s armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Don King in...
Smarts?
What do you call a blonde that dies her hair Brown? Artificialintelligence!