Two Quickies.
Q: What’s long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can’t you give...
CROSSING THE STREET
TWO TAMPONS WERE CROSSING THE STREET. THEY SEE A FRIEND. WHICH ONE WAVES?NEITHER, THEY...
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!
Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...
If Sony made toasters…
If Sony made toasters…Their Sony Toastman, which would be barely larger thanthe single piece...
Everybody’s doing it
This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water.”That’s ridiculous!” he...
The ten ifs of employment
|1. If it rings, put it on hold.2. If it clunks, call the repairman.3....
AirForce 1
When the AirForce 1 prepares to land, the Captain speaks over the intercom:”The seatbelt...
A Bad Mix
What do you get when you have 50 politicians and 50 lesbians in a...
Jewish medicine
Did you hear about the Jewish doctor who gave a patient six months to...