Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
|8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman’s opening line: “You’re not a...
Sex On Second Date
What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second...
Yo mama is so stupid
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes Yo...
Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter...
Le Pepper Please!
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some...
Computer Illiteracy
1. Compaq is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” to “Press Return Key”...
Give me the bad news first…
“give me the bad news first.”"You’ve got AIDS.”"Oh, no! What could be worse than...
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
Here’s a sad one…Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with...
I have a magical dancing duck
|A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table...
Off the cliff!
The car sped off the highway, went through the guardrail, rolled down a cliff,...