Blonde Goes Shopping
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. “I would...
Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters…
Q: Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters will improve your sex...
Dead blonde in a closet?
Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A. The 1988 Hide-and-Go-Seek...
Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with…
Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with Prince Charles? It...
Nag Nag Nag!
A man left work one Friday afternoon. But, it being payday, instead of going...
Smokey and the Bandit
You know you’re a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards...
Giving very odd excuses
|The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One...
keep flies out of the kitchen
|How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?Put a pile of manure in...
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater…
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater. “That man beside me is fumbling his...
You might be a redneck if…goal
Your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand.