Quotes
* Personally, I think that people who say they wish they had their lives...
Children’s letters to God
Dear GOD, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was...
Maid to order!
A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night goes to his mother...
Smarter
This is not only philosophical but is obviously pure science.A herd of buffalo can...
Thank you..thank you very much!
Father O’Mally has been preaching at his church in Ireland for solong, that he...
First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Newest MS computer game
|Solitaire ’99Here is the README.TXT file from Microsoft’s latest software product. Microsoft Solitaire ’98README...
Why are women so bad at mathematics?
Q: Why are women so bad at mathematics? A: Because men keep telling them...
Phrases Useful in the Workplace
1. Thank you – we’re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of...
Politically Correct Terms
New Official Politically Correct Terms for the 90′sOLD—————NEWconservative–reactionarythe establishment–white power elitehearing person–temporarily aurally abledsighted...