Why do they call it a “kilt”?
Why do they call it a “kilt”?Because a lot of people got kilt when...
Been Messin’ With The Waitress
The boss at the pub went up to the bartender and asked, “Have you...
A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
Three women nicknaming their husbands.
Imagine, if you will, three temperate southern (US) women rocking away on a porch...
Get away with murder
|Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: “I robbed a bank, and they gave...
Chinese Couple
A Chinese couple had a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy,...
Making bets
A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants...
Programmer’s drinking song
|99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it...
Did you know that the night Santa first met his future wife…
Did you know that the night Santa first met his futurewife he uttered the...
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...