Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was…
Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly,...
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?A: One is...
Child of the 80′s (super long)
You might be a child of the 80′s if…… you have deep, personal relationships...
Footless Parrot
Footless Parrot A guy is having marital problems. He and the wife are not...
Two hookers were on a street corner…
Two hookers were on a street corner. They started discussing business,and one of the...
Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south…
Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south when he decided he wanted...
Looking forward to old age.
There were three elderly men sitting in wheelchairs on the porch one sunny afternoon....
Doughgirl Is Sick
In response to calls for sexual equity, Pillsbury recently added a newPillsbury Doughgirl character...
This is horny!
This girl I know told me she was so horny her own tongue’s starting...