Bill Gates picks his own punishment
|Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
Judges Award
“Mr. Smith, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce court judge said,...
Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...
Social Security
A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for . The...
Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...
Cow on train tracks
|A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A...
Short Christmas Jokes
|What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?It’s Christmas, Eve ! How...
An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote…
An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas...
It’s the way you say it
… A University of Georgia student was visiting a Yankee relative in Boston over...
Blinker
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is...