Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down....
Viagra Mickey Finn!
An elderly woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her...
101 Things Not To Say During Sex
But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention...
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms…
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms.The first...
Why Women Close Eyes During Sex
Why does a woman close her eyes when she’s having sex?Because no woman ever...
This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls…
This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls from a local...
Your Momma is so ugly
Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.
Cartwheeling Blondes
What goes blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette?A blonde doing cartwheels!
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking:Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas,...
Wide Load
You know you’re a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...