What’s the definition of AIDS?
What’s the definition of AIDS?Anally Injected Death Sentence.
May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
The system crash song
|SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of “The Monster Mash”) I was working in the...
Bigfoot Blonde
Q: What is the diffrence between a smart blonde and bigfoot? A: Bigfoot has...
Men say the smartest things when…
Men say the smartest things when they start the sentence with “A woman once...
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?A: Every time the car stopped...
The problems with golf
|The only problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front...
The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
|1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily...
DUMB Questions Part 3!
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?If there...