It’s been nice gnawing you!
|What did the woodworm say to the chair?It’s been nice gnawing you!
An elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests…
“Look at me.” an elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests at his birthday bash....
No Chance
Gravely ill, the Skipper was examined by a doctor while his wife stood by.After...
A rather novel way to…
A policeman cruising past a pub after closing time notices two motor bikes still...
Scared sleeping
|Shakey went to a psychiatrist. “Doc,” he said, “I’ve got trouble. Every time I...
Explaining his claim
|A farmer who’s been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck...
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone…
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn’t havechange for a dollar....
Princess Diana On The Radio
Q: Did you hear Princess Diana was on the radio?A: Yep, and on the...
What Trip?
One of those discount airlines recently had a promotion where they offered free air-fare...
OLD never dies
|OLD ACADEMICS never die, they just lose their faculties OLD ACCOUNTANTS never die, they...