Harpsichord jokes
|The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is...
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?Flatman and Ribbon.Sent by Matias
Why Legs?
Q: Why do blondes have legs? A1: So they don’t get stuck to the...
I’ve got good and bad
|I’ve got good and badThis old man visits his doctor and after a thorough...
Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a…
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a frog stuck to his head.Doctor:...
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorilla…
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorillasitting on a barstool.The...
Try to spell that name
|A traffic Policeman recently stopped a woman for exceeding the posted speed limit. He...
Aids or Alzheimers?
A guy takes his ill and aging wife in to the doctor’s office.After a...
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor…
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor.”I’m sure I’ve got a liver disease,...