I’d Love To But…(Pt II)
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One Friday afternoon, two secretaries were hanging around the watercooler at the office. “Veronica,...
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Problems remembering
|Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
Bill Clinton in Hell
Bill Clinton dies and goes to hell. Satan is giving him a VIP tour,...
Ounces of brain for sale
|A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a...
Italian Organ Grinder
A bloke who was well known for his anti Italian sentiments, was walking down...
Samples Needed
My boyfriend said that for his physical, the doctor needed a urine specimen, a...
You Mama’s So Hairy…
Yo mama’s so hairy…- Yo mama’s so hairy, they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist”...
Poor batman!
A nun is walking down the street, when suddenly a punk jumps out of...