Here is this guy who really takes care of his body…
Here is this guy who really takes care of his body,he lifts weights and...
Constantly complaining about the temperature
|A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the...
BANG!
What goes Clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG clip clop clip clopclip clop?An...
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?When she sits on your...
He’s drunk at the bar
|One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible...
Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
Where’s My Pen
A doctor pulls out a thermometer from his shirt pocket. He looks at it...
The bad and the worse news
|A man visits the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor...
What do you get when you cross a crooked politician…
Q. What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a dishonest...
Getting old when
|You know you’re getting older when…Everything that works hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t...