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Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
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The basketball coach stormed into the university president’s office and demanded a raise right...
A lawyer named Strange died…
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe...
Only A Head
Nine months to the day following their wedding, the Coopers had a baby. Unfortunately,...
What is brown and has holes in it?
What’s brown and has holes in it? – Swiss Shit.
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Three girls died and were brought to the gates…
Three girls died and were brought to the gates ofheaven. Upon entering the gate,...
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These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to...