Crying about his life
|Old Man On A Bench An old man of ninety was sitting on a...
Blonde Suicide
A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index...
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...
Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?
Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?Yes, Intercourse….you go...
Harmonica jokes
|Steve Wright: I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if...
Things to do visiting your Therapist
Some ways to make sure you get an interesting prescription:1. Ask to borrow a...
A wide selection
“Hey, Pal”, the irate druggist shouted, “Put that cigar outwhile you are in my...
8 things women won’t say
8. What do you mean today’s our anniversary? 7. Can we not talk to...
What’s a real mate?
Q: What’s a real mate?A: Someone who’ll go into town, get two head jobs...
Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.