All of a sudden, the wife smacks her husband…
All of a sudden, the wife smacks her husband. The husband was totally dumfounded...
Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
The Drunk and the Nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I...
One neighbor says to the other…
One neighbor says to the other, “Hey Joe, you have to stop leaving the...
Bad advice 2
Walking past the Royal Courts of Justice one day, a man spotted a friend...
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Q: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?A: They taste funny!!
Scottish Joke
What’s the difference between an English Sheepherder and Mick Jagger?Mick Jagger sings “Hey, Hey,...
A woman’s dictionary
|Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t...
Warning labels
If government is going to put health warning labels on beer, wine and liquor,...
Nixon and Clinton Similarities!
“Similarities between presidents Richard Nixon and Bill Clinton”:Nixon: Watergate Clinton: Water BedNixon: His biggest...