I have bad and very bad news
|Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
Blonde Jokes
Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?A: Because they can understand them.
Why are girls like pianos?
Why are girls like pianos?When they’re not upright, they’re grand…
Growing Manhood
When Ralph first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect longer,...
Equal positive integers
|Theorem: All positive integers are equal.Proof: Sufficient to show that for any two positive...
A Room for a Night
Many years agao, a Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg was stranded late one night...
If Timex ran Christmas…
|The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a...
Cold Remedy
A remedy for the common cold suggested by Dr. Richard Gordon, from the “Atlantic...
Giving
The most successful lawyer in town had never made a contribution to the Red...
He’s Shaky
One woman says to another, “I can’t understand why you haven’t gone to see...