Pretty Big
A Texan goes to Toronto for a vacation.There he grabs a cab at the...
What is the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler?
What’s the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler? Eventually the Rottweiler lets...
Elephant and Man
What did the elephant say to the naked man? “It’s nice, but can it...
White House
Why is the White House called the White House?Answer: Sperm ain’t purple!
Once in a medieval times, there was a King who was getting sort of…
Once in a medieval times, there was a King who was getting sort of...
Complaints of Married People
Why are complaints of married people like the noise of the waves on the...
Wedding Toasts 4
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets...
About last night
After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache,...
The burglar and the parrot
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlightaround, looking for...
Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side…
Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side, was at her weight-watchers...