Good Ring Bearer
At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...
Perot corn
Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other,...
Thanksgiving dinner prepared by kids
|A Thanksgiving Cookbookby Mrs. Geraghty’s Kindergarten ClassNOTE: Mrs. Geraghty will not be reponsible for...
Why did the woman cross the road?
Why did the women cross the road?Well thats not the point what is she...
Pete
Pete was sitting at home one evening when the doorbell rang. He opened the...
The Bar
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar:————————————-|...
Kiss me…yeah!
“Kiss me,” said the young lady urgently. “Please kiss me.”But the young man turned...
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?Take them out their wheelchair.
Is there a mouse in the house?
|Is there a mouse in the house?No, but there’s a moose on the loose!
The Layoff
The vice-president of a local company had quite a problem. He was toldby his...