Make Him Happy
The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. “Mom,” she said,...
Now That We’re Married
When we were dating, my husband used to always tell me those three magic...
OLD NEVER DIES 9
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What do you do after you just raped a 12yr old deaf & dumb girl ?
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Bad eyes.
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while,...
Biblical Bumper Stickers
Adam: “You are what you eat.” Eve: “At least he doesn’t compare me to...
Reasons to stay at work all night
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Two wives were airing their troubles…
Two wives were airing their troubles:”I’d like to get a divorce,” said the first.”My...
Panties
President Clinton was seen walking around the White House one day recently. Laying across...
What do you do in case of fallout?
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