Bill Gates picks his own punishment
|Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
You might be a redneck if…
You might be a redneck if you check the mileage on your home.
This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus stop…
This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus...
What does a lesbian think the string on the end of a tampoon is for?
What does a lesbian think the string on the end of a tampoon is...
Rule of Thumb
The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law which stated...
A psychology student at a local university…
A psychology student at a local university was sent on a fieldassignment to evaluate...
A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on…
A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on to the Great Beyond. As...
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona…
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is...
A man spoke frantically into the phone…
A man spoke frantically into the phone: “My wife is pregnant and her contractions...
Dead Blonde In A Closet
Q: What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A: The 1984 Hide...