A Microsoft Tale
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all...
Angering the Irishman
|Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman. So, one of the...
You’re not a kid anymore when…
You know you’re not a kid anymore when…You’re asleep, but others worry that you’re...
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed…
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smokinga cigarette...
Dog Named Sex (Classic)
Usually everyone who has a dog would call the dog Rover or something. I...
Top10 reasons trick-or-treating is better than sex!
THE Top Ten Reasons Trick-Or-Treating Is Better Than Sex:10. Guaranteed to get at least...
Honey, I have a headache…
A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of...
Pray for a bike
When i was a kid i used to pray for a new bike. But...
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect 10?
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″? Two 5 year olds.
You don’t want to hear these!
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:1. Better save that. We’ll need it...