HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
A peculiar birthday card
This blonde goes into the drugstore looking for a birthday card. Sheasks the clerk...
The Blond and the Brunette.
There was a Blond and a Brunette on an airplane.All of a sudden the...
All-inclusive
An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Aussie, an Abo, a Yank, an African,...
How do you know if a lesbian is butch?
How do you know if a lesbian is butch?She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls...
Brezhnev at his speech
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
God Quotes
It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God,...
I\\\’m listening, dear.
I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don’t like to interrupt...
English is very strange
|Did you know that “verb” is a noun? How can you look up words...