The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was…
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue.”Can I...
tadpole feel lonely
|Why did the tadpole feel lonely?Because he was newt to the area!
So the elephant says to the naked man…
So the elephant says to the naked man . . .”You breathe through that...
Gas Stations
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George...
Brightness
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence....
The three wise men are out for a stroll when…
The three wise men are out for a stroll when they come across a...
Driving Violations
A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The...
Leroy’s homework assignment…
Leroy is given a homework assignment. Still befuddled by the whole school thing, Leroy...
Restoring her youth!
After her fifth child, Lucy decided that she should have some cosmetic surgery “down...
Canadian driving!
How to identify a Canadian driver:1. – One hand on wheel, one hand on...