Automotive horror
|As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering,...
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?They all gather around their cash registers and sing”What...
Puns by the Pound!
Q: what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?A: Hold on to your...
The SUPER Salesman…
A man walks into an insurance office and asks for a job. “Sorry, we...
Trombone jokes
|Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?A: Stick your...
Gigolo
Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?A. A gigolo only screws...
Falling down
There’s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parishwho...
Dentist
Then there?s the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to...
Where is Jesus?
*** NOTE: This joke may be offensive to some.STOP HERE if you are offended...
Make My Horse Laugh
There once was this bar with a sign in its window. It read, anyone...